Kenzi: Cool. Just so we're clear about this partnership, you being you and all, uh, but I'm only into guys. Sorry.
Bo: I'll try to contain my disappointment.
Bo: What?!
Kenzi: Looks like somebody had an overnight guest, hmm? A gentleman caller, if you will.
Bo: Will you just relax? You know he was just here to heal me.
Kenzi: [laughs] Apparently he healed you all night long.
Bo: Can you just try to grow up for a second here, okay, and not make such a big deal out of this?
Kenzi: Totally. But if I was gonna make a big deal, like, how big are we talkin’? Just ballpark me. What?! He’s Fae. I’m just asking for science.
Kenzi: Why do you look like you're not at all sharing this monster hangover?
Bo (chipper): What can I say? For me, sexual healing is a literal thing.
Kenzi: I hate you.
Dyson: What is this, a blind date gone bad, huh?
Kenzi: Yeah, that's right. Mock the human, 'cause that's not getting old. None of you take me seriously, okay, except Bo, and I want to keep it that way.
Dyson: Then I won't mention this little debacle.
Kenzi: All right. Then I won't tell her how much it hurts you every time you two are together. Yeah, I noticed. But we both know it's worth it.
Dyson: What, are you back on team Dyson?
Kenzi: You wish.
Dyson: Come on, we're gettin' T-shirts!
Kenzi: [in Trick's cellar] Did I just wake up in Narnia? Or is that the fever talking?
Bo: [after bickering about how messy their house is] This is our first fight- our first real fight.
Kenzi: Mazel Tov?
Bo: It's like we're real-life sisters. [she hugs Kenzi]
Kenzi: For walking viagra, you're such a nerd.
Kenzi: Smells like fried bitch!
Bo: Gimme the 6-inch.
Kenzi: Honey, if I could give you the 6-inch, all our problems would be solved.
Kenzi: [undercover speed-dating] Oh, my favorite literary quote about regret. Wow [chuckles] Fun. Um, well, I think it was the great poet, uh, Ludacris who said, "Regret is for suckaz, for suckaz, for suckaz, regret is for suckaz...bitch."
Kenzi (finding the Koushang): Ooh, jack and pot, bitches. Hey, this Koushang thingamaFae looks a lot like this, right?
Bo: That's it.
Kenzi: How do we know it works?
Bo: Up for a test run? Lock lips and see if I can drain your chi?
Kenzi: Dude, seriously? Did you make this whole thing up just to make out with me?!
Bo (laughing): Yeah, you caught me. Now hold still, lovah...(as they kiss, there's a metallic clinking sound. Bo tries and fails to draw Kenzi's chi and backs away, coughing)
Kenzi: Ooh, you just got succu-busted! Not so tough now, little succubus, huh?
Bo (taking the Koushang): Kenzi, I love you...(at this point Kenzi discovers she's now handcuffed to the display rack)...which is why I can't let you risk yourself for me.
Bo: What are you drinking?
Kenzi: Um- I don't know. Maybe something sweet. Like an apology from Dyson for being la merde-face since he got back.
Bo: Thank you! He's being a total ass, right? Guy disappears for three weeks and leave you hanging, usually, the girl gets to be the pissy one, yes?
Kenzi: That is how I have come to understand things from my education in romantic comedies, yes. Also- Girls with glasses are way smart, and being clutzy is adorable.
Dyson: [Bo and Kenzi walk behind him] What?!
Kenzi: Goosebump alert! How did you know we were gonna ask you something?
Bo: Yeah, we didn't say a word.
Dyson: Yeah, you two never shut up. So either you're scheming or it's my lucky day. Thing is, I'm not that lucky.
Dyson: What am I? A German Shepherd?
Kenzi: Oh my God-Guys, this just in! You're a policeman who's also his own police dog! [Bo laughs] How did I not see this before?!
Hale: [watching Kenzi pour syrup on her pancakes] You want some pancakes with your syrup?
Kenzi: One more word. One more word and I'm having Siren with my syrup.
Hale: You're getting nasty in your old age.
Bo: She fell into the bottom of two bottles of wine last night.
Hale: Here- Check this out. [takes Kenzi's hands and whistles]
Kenzi: Oh... my- [takes off her sunglasses] Oh my God, my headache is gone. How did you do that?
Hale: I got skills.
Kenzi: Will you marry me?
Hale: Nah, you drink too much.
Woods: So, you’re friends?
Kenzi: Yeah-
Hale: Kind of-
Kenzi: Kind of?
Hale: Mmm, it’s complicated. I’m an all-powerful siren, you’re a lightweight.
Kenzi: I’m wicked, you’re a wang.
Hale: I’m playing it cool. I don’t want the bounty hunter to know about us.
Kenzi: About us what?
Hale: About us anything. [later] Fine! Fine, we’re friends! Ok? Friends, BFF’s! Pinky swears, borrow each other’s bras--[Despretly]Can we go now?
Kenzi: [to Hale] Dude, I told you, protect the face. It was the only thing you had going for you.
Tamsin: What's so great about Kenzi, anyway?
Bo: She's, uh... She's Kenzi. She's smart and honest and kind. And she makes me feel normal. And special- all at the same time.
Tamsin: Oh.
Bo: She is my heart, Tamsin.
Kenzi: Look out for surprise attacks.
Bruce: Surprise. I'm huge. I don't do stealth.
Kenzi: Bruce, I'll be fine. Really, you have to go. If The Morrigan finds that out you helped me...
Bruce: The Morrigan just declared you an enemy of the realm. I'm not leaving your side 'til you're safe. You're tough, Kenzi. But you're human.
Kenzi: Not for long.
Bruce: What?!
Kenzi: I met someone who said he could make me Fae. I think I'm going to take him up on it.
Bruce: Bad idea.
Kenzi: Yeah, I'll probably owe Massimo for the rest of my life, but-
Bruce: Massimo, the Druid? Really bad idea.
Kenzi: Yeah, well, my friends need me, Bruce. They need me to nut up. Do the rescuing, for once. And I can't. I can't when I'm... this.
Bruce: I'm not letting you meet him alone.
Kenzi: Well, it's a long walk.
Bruce: Who's walking? [unlocks a sports car] The Morrigan's new toy. And you get to drive.
Kenzi: I love you.
Bruce: I love you too, Kenzi.
Kenzi: I was talking to the car.
Bruce: [quietly to himself] Uh, idiot.